The Bard’s Tale is a high-spirited revamp of a classic RPG.
Full Review
The Bard’s Tale Review
By, Jason Ferguson
Backdrop
.hack Part 1 Infection (Dot Hack) begins with a bang. Something disastrous happens to your character‘s real world friend, while innocently playing a 20 million-subscriber base, wildly popular online RPG game (MMORPG), The World. To unravel the mystery of your friend’s misfortune, you become an online, ingame rogue hacker, exploring every corner of The World, even some virus-infected ones.
The hero is armed with the special skills of Data Drain and Gate Hack, and some colorful, talented fellow adventurers to fill the two other available party slots. Different adventurers must accompany you depending on the plot‘s development. You have some control over the others in your party, including upgrading them through trades or gifts. You can play only a single class, Twin Blade. Other characters are from different classes, with varied strengths and weaknesses, from a mage type (Wavemaster) to a bully (Heavy Axeman).
Gameplay
Gameplay takes place in three principal areas – towns, fields, and dungeons. Towns house The World’s servers. There, the player can save the game, buy magic scrolls and useful and unique items, store items, buy equipment, and talk and trade with lots of other players in character online. One town has an unusual ranch to check out, a patent homage to an enduring feature of just about every Final Fantasy.
The town’s Chaos Gate provides instant teleportation to a particular wide-open Field, containing monster encounter hotspots, a mystical spring, treasure, and lots of mysterious food. You enter three distinct keywords, some known at the game‘s onset, and others learned through play. Whatever keywords are entered, the difficulty level of the destination is helpfully revealed. This prevents a low-level party from being massacred. Once the keywords are entered, you travel through the Chaos Gate. (You can enter specific keywords learned to continue the plot, do side quests, or do unlimited exploring. Or, you can instruct the Gate to enter random keywords, and take your chances. There‘s also an option to enter any keywords you wish from a word list.) Every Field houses a single Dungeon. The dungeons, where you spend much of the game fighting for your life, are not overly large in size, and always range between three and five average levels.
Many have compared Dot Hack to Phantasy Star Online Episode I and II (PSO) on the Gamecube. Let us gently discredit this. We feel Dot Hack has far better graphics than PSO. The Fields and Dungeons contain many colorful, over stylized backdrops and settings, including weather effects. Dot Hack’s monsters resemble the beautifully-drawn monsters of the later Final Fantasy’s. Dot Hack’s world is gigantic with a seeming infinite number of locations to explore. PSO’s world is relatively small, and plot is threadbare, with meaningless, though fun, side quests, which instill no enthusiasm in the player. Dot Hack’s plot is deep and complex, with each subplot advancing the story just a little bit further. (Remember though, the end of this game in no way comes close to wrapping up the story, to be completed in the three games to be released later this year.) One visual treat, however, was lifted directly from PSO – the cascading rings that accompany the teleportation of characters to and from different areas.
Combat
Dot Hack’s combat engine can best be described as modified real-time. Much like the action-RPG, Kingdom Hearts, button mashing can be effective to beat monsters. Monster combat icons appear as large yellow twirling landmarks. As you approach, the landmark dissolves, monsters come at you big-time, and, undoubtedly, players will feel a healthy adrenaline rush. Some of Dot Hack’s many monsters do not stand around waiting to be pummeled, rather some you need to catch. Dot Hack lets you turn combat almost into a turn-based affair. The player needs only to hit Triangle in the middle of battle to pause the game instantly. From there the player can give orders to the others in the party, anything from healing someone, reviving another, casting a spell, designating a target monster. Without jeopardizing your party from the hailstorm of monster blows, combat becomes a calmer, more strategic, experience. This will help the many action-challenged. Camera angles play a big role in successful combat. You must be facing a monster to do any damage. As in many games, manipulating opposing environmental elements, like fire vs. water, is a key to successful monster combat.
Dot Hack’s cyberspace setting provides a wealth of Wow-inducing outbursts. The Data Drain option in combat is a great example. When a monster’s approaches zero, the player can Data Drain to reduce a horrendous, gigantic steel robot, for example, into a sniveling, puny monster, easily defeated with a single blow. Data Drain always results in a nifty, rare item or essential Virus Cores so you can Gate Hack areas of The World now closed, but needing investigation. One bad side effect – if you defeat, a Data Drained monster, but a single experience point is earned. One REALLY bad side effect – if you Data Drain too often without giving the skill a rest, you may overload and explode. Game Over. In the case of Boss monsters, Data Drain works the same, but what remains is no sniveling puny monster, but a full-blooded slightly less tough monster. All of this makes for interesting and captivating combat, a large part of the game.
Fresh Features
Dot Hack is replete with new and interesting features that kept us riveted.
To start, the entire background and story of a real world gamer becoming a rascal hacker, penetrating deep into a virus-infected online game, is quite novel. Combine this with Dot Hack’s emulating the look and feel of an online game universe. (Message traffic on the web shows many gamers mistakenly believe Dot Hack is a real online MMORPG, along with monthly fees! No real Internet connection is required.)
Just like in the real word, Dot Hack replicates your excitement level when “New” appears before a popular forum or on your email screen. Some of the game involves receiving emails as the plot develops, as well as new, crucial information surfacing on The World’s Board. (Look out for emails challenging you to a strange game of Tag.) The online game world looks very familiar with a bunch of characters wandering around the game’s towns, with the ubiquitous balloon icons talking typical “trash” to each other, even criticizing “newbies“.
Combat grippingly called for surprisingly strategic decision-making to succeed, not related to the usual attack or defend choices. Do you go for experience and upgrade your character or try for some special equipment or a Virus Core, vital to Gate Hacking? The innovative control of other party members became second nature to us after some practice. The game rewards a player taking chances, like entering a Field or Dungeon rated 5 levels above the player’s current level. On the other hand, the game scoffed at players entering areas much lower rated the their current level, by awarding negligible experience points for victory.
Dot Hack takes progress reports to a new level, by slowly unlocking books that contain much in the way of statistics and information. There’s even a monster compendium with tips for defeating them.
Some might complain about the minimal “Save Game” ability, but we thrived on it. You explore a very hostile cyberspace environment without the facility to save. Only in a server-hosting town is saving possible at the local Recorder. We may be a solitary voice in the Wilderness, but we like this throwback to the good old RPG days. Those of you old enough to remember the Wizardry series, may recall those fingernail-biting multi-combat treks back to the Castle just to save the game. In case you’re really stuck deep in a dungeon, a common item will teleport you to the outdoor field, from where you can simply gate back to town from the command menu.
Many pieces of equipment come with distinctive powerful attack, healing, and status skills, essential to combat dominance. The player must tradeoff whether to equip something that will raise defense or offense or something less vigorous that lets you use a powerful skill. Trading is the most successful way to upgrade equipment.
In a first, Dot Hack comes with a 45 minute anime video. This gives some great background on what’s going on in The World, as well as provide clues for completing the game. In a nice twist, voiceovers for game speech can be set for Japanese or English presentation. Listening to the authentic Japanese voices really keeps you glued to the game.
Though some may scoff at what follows as meaningless, we liked the game’s unlocking of some nifty new “toys” to like, some only available when the game is cleared. You can unlock many different background music play lists. Tired of creepy tunes, just switch to something more upbeat, or futuristic. Just like real world gamers, who constantly change their desktop wallpaper, new and different wallpapers are unlocked along the way. Some are concept art of characters, while others are full blown anime renditions of the characters. This makes for great fun, and seems to pump additional energy into the game. As you progress over a dozen special cut scenes or movies will become viewable after defeating the game.
Though Dot Hack’s extras and new wrinkles enhance the RPG game experience, much of the gameplay will ring true to those who enjoy RPG‘s. Expect plenty of exploration in a huge 3D world, frequent monster combat, tons of treasure to earn and discover, upgrading your character’s weapons and armor, and needing to level before tackling pivotal story dungeons. The status screens for the characters and all equipment are well laid out and easy to grasp.
Time for Completion
Game length in hours always concerns many purchasers. A short RPG normally takes a lot of flack, and many online are asking about Dot Hack‘s time for completion. (Some have questioned whether Bandai should have released a single 80 hour game for $50, rather than four 20-hour games for $200 for a single story. This matter is beyond the scope of this review, but our high opinion of this game as a standalone is obvious.) Our experience, playing the plot without doing side quests or extra exploration, is in the 12 to 15-hour range. Players side-questing and extensively exploring, aside from the main plot, can expect to spend 25 hours to complete the game. You can even continue to advance your character, after game completion, to get a jump start on Part 2 due in May. In the next game, your character can be imported from Part 1.
Furthermore, imagine trying to explore every nook and cranny of the fields and dungeons accessible by a large number of 3-word combinations. Doing that would put the game in the 50-hour range, if not more. However, at a certain point, new items dry up, and a single experience point is earned for any defeated monster, no matter how tough.
Shortcomings
While, as is evident above, there is much to recommend in Dot Hack, certain concerns to varying degrees deserve mention.
From the “Why oh why did they leave this out?“ File. Pregame game board traffic and information about the Japanese version released months ago had many salivating for replaying the game in “parody” mode. This mode apparently converted all Dot Hack’s game world characters into satirical comedians. Sorry to say, this highly-anticipated feature is missing from the version released here.
The game requires massive amounts of button pressing. Every item or treasure uncovered from combat victories or exploration (opening chests, searching expired adventure remains, collecting food for Grunty’s, as examples) must be confirmed with a button press. When there could be 50-100 such occurrences in a single dungeon or field, over the course of the game, finger cramps seem inevitable. Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance also required lots of bashing for buried treasure and chests, but the items literally flew into your inventory, a much better way to handle this.
The manual is woefully terse and lacking in some crucial information and guidance. While the ingame tutorials fill in many of the gaps, one extremely important gameplay feature is missing from both the manual and tutorials – instructions on control your characters directly during combat.
Final Word
We got a kick out of Dot Hack. The feeling of “just one more dungeon” dominated our lives for the 3 days to completion. The engaging environment held our attention without much effort. The strategic nature of combat, plus the convoluted plot kept us going for hours on end. The constant unlocking of both frivolous and important gameplay features created a “what’s next” anticipation. Now, if I could only read Japanese better, Dot Hack Part 2 is already out in Japan!
Final Grade: B
Are you tired of all the clichés in RPGs? Do you yearn for something different? If so The Bard’s Tale is the game for you. Combining humor and fun with addictive gameplay and an interesting story, The Bard’s Tale is certain to satisfy your cravings.
You play the game as the Bard, a loner who cares little for anything but himself. One day, while clearing the rats from a cellar, he learns to play a magical tune that allows him to summon a creature. Curious, the Bard continues on a quest to search out more of these tunes. One thing leads to the next, and before you know it the Bard, who wanted little more than coin and cleavage, finds himself fighting evil and saving the world. The Bard finds out he is the chosen one (cliché, no?) who must rescue the princess. This is a story that is sure to make you laugh. The Bard’s antics and the humor of the narrator are hilarious. Hard-core RPG fans will enjoy it even more since many of the jokes revolve around RPG clichés, such as crushing barrels or killing rats in cellars. Not to say that many aspects of The Bard’s Tale aren’t cliché themselves, which ends up being one of the game’s largest flaws.
In some ways this game is a classic top-down view fantasy RPG, but you’ll quickly see some of the differences. You’ll start the game off by allocating your stats (or having them done automatically for you). You also get to choose one of several abilities to start out with. As you level up by slaying foes you’ll be able to increase your stats, allocating two points to whichever stat you want. You’ll also be able to learn new skills, such as dual wield.
You’ll only have direct control over the Bard, but you can also summon magic creatures to fight alongside him. There are plenty of different summon creatures you can collect as the game progresses. Each summon has different abilities and fighting styles. The Knight is a strong physical attacker who will run right into a swarm of foes and fight bravely. The electric spider isn’t as strong, but can zap multiple foes at a time and occasionally stuns them. You’ll be able to power up your summons as you progress, making them even more useful. You can command your summons with the directional pad, giving them orders such as “come here” or “attack.”
You and your party of summons will travel from town to town, completing a variety of quests and progressing with the story. The world map is pretty dull, and for whatever reason The Bard moves extremely slow while traveling through it, but you really won’t spend too much time there. You’ve got a handy quest log, which notes not only your main quest, but all of your active side quests. You’ll make occasional stops at a shop to buy new equipment, and you can hang out in the bar to buy drinks and listen to a bunch of drunks sing. When talking to townsfolk you’ll often get two choices on how to respond: snarky or nice. Think Knights of the Old Republic, but not nearly as deep. Still, the dialog is often hilarious, and your choices can affect how people treat you.
The dungeons are of good size, and you’ll find all sorts of items, summons and equipment spread throughout each. You’ll often have to go through several levels in each dungeon to get through it, but you’ve got a trusty mini-map to help you through it. The mini-map comes in very useful and can be zoomed in to make it easier to read. All exits as well as your destination are marked on the map. Enemies also appear on the mini-map once you’re close enough to them.
The fighting is pretty action-packed, and you can find yourself against a rather large amount of enemies. The bard can wield range weapons, like a bow and arrow, or melee weapons, like swords. You can switch between weapons with ease by pressing the black or white button to see the weapons list, and then choose a weapon. You have no real inventory, as the Bard converts all the weaker weapons you pick up to gold automatically. It’s convenient because it saves you the time of having to sell it, but those who want to be able to carry around a variety of weapons may find it a bit of a disappointment. Summoning and using items is just as easy and a list of your options pops up when you hit the R trigger for summons or L trigger for items. Each weapon type has its advantages and disadvantages, so you’ll have to use some strategy choosing between them. The bow and arrow is nice for range, but at the same time it’s hard to aim with, which can cause a lot of problems. Also, you often find yourself up against hordes of foes, so battle can be pretty frustrating. If you don’t have a good fighting party out and happen to run into a group of foes, it could be game over for you! Even worse is that you have to spend time playing your lute while you summon, leaving you vulnerable to enemies. Then you have to draw your weapon to re-enter combat. By this time the battle could be over.
The sound in the game is top notch. The music fits the game perfectly, and the voice acting is not only hilarious, but is great quality. The Bard is voiced by Cary Elwes, who seems to fit the part perfectly. The game is full of songs, all of which are good. Everyone you come across will have an accent, and for a change we see a game where accents are done well. The game also features some nice graphics. The character models and environments are beautiful, and effects and movements are also well done.
Although The Bard’s Tale falls prey to some of the same clichés that it mocks, it still offers one of the most entertaining RPG experiences in recent memory. The game is hilarious and even the cliché aspects are still fun. The Bard’s Tale is an addictive and enjoyable game that RPG fans would be wise to add to their Christmas list.
Final Verdict: 87%
